Q: How do you know a wishing well works? A: If your mother-in-law falls down it
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cos Law
In heaven responsible for the joke is the English man for food the Italian man and for the law and order a German man.. In hell responsible for food is the English man for order and law the Italian man and for jokes the German man
Who would win? The laws of the catholic church which have been affective for over 900 years
one horny henry
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
what goes up must come down apart from mr vyse
so you wanna play like that ayy, well sydney dident wanna play like that either. and thats why you got arrested
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
Why did the baseball player get arrested. He tried to steal third
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? -- It was given two consecutive sentences.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
