Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Law Jokes
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
