Law

Law jokes

I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?

At least outlaws are wanted.

Why do they call them a nonce?

Because they go for people who don't have any sense.

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"

What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?

Father-in-law.

Man: *steals drink*

Boy: bro😭😭

Man: Why are u crying over a drink?

Boy: That had drugs.

Man: ....