Law jokes
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.