Law jokes
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.