Laughter jokes
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
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It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.