Laughter jokes

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why was the cow afraid?

He was a cow herd.

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.

If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.

What did the cake say to the fork?

"Do you want a piece of me!!!"

What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?

The Jackson 4.

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.

So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!

I am dark humor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Abajo. Abajo who? I have abajo of water with me.

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Why don't paralyzed people laugh?

They hate stand-up comedy.

Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.

Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3

There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.

Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"

Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."

Like this joke. Ur mom.

I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.

Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!

How do you know you are blessed by God?

You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.

I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.