Laughter jokes

911 jokes usually go over my head.

Then it hits me.

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

Orphan: How come?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Orphan: . . . .

Like if you laugh.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.

So she gave me a hug.

So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?

If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W. H. O.

Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.

A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.

One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."

The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"

The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."

So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.

"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."

The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"

The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."

The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

I don't know what to write here, just like...

I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.

What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels!

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?