The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Laughter Jokes
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
789.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
"Like if u cry everytime."
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
