Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
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Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe. Me: you should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? FΓΌhrereous
funny jokes are like kids with autism. they have special needs to make them.
There not jokes there notes now get me
I am in trouble
A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.
my friend: you really need to stop the sh jokes Me: But their not that long
these jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative
Being an orphan isnβt all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
*JMC* ANOMALY-931 "Gwen" Idenification: just a stupid animal. with a big ass heart
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground? The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid
why do i tell bad jokes im a lesbian
i was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled " do you know CPR?" i replied "i know the entire alphabet!" we all laughed and laughed, well. except one person
I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
Like this joke. UR MOM
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the cheshire cat.
dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
