I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Laughter Jokes
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
Hahaha!
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
Like this joke. Ur mom.
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
