Laughter jokes
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
Hahaha!
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.