Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Laughter Jokes
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Hi, I’m Joe.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
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I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
