Last jokes

F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?

- F4, F U, then last F U Q.

What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.

Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":

"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?

She borrows her husband's last name.

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

What were Paul Walker's last words?

Hey, that tree's growing!

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Neither does he.

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.

I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"

Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!

Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?

A) Two large planes.

Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?

Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.

Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"

So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."

So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"

The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.