my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.
no witnessess
last christmas i took a picture of your mom
Its still printing
My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
My name is shelly bobby... I don't know my last name.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week? Everyone was furious but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
What did the blonde say when someone says "Your baby is so cute"?
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, 'Parking Fine'
I had a dream I was a muffler last night.... I woke up EXHAUSTED 😂😃
Can u imagine what was the last thing that went through there brains
The knee caps
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair. The man who controls the chair asks for any last words. The prisoner reply’s with: “Can you hold my hand?”
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month. I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* mod
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?
Q:What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney love before he died? A: “holes gonna be big”
I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night
what would you like as your last meal? Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
