Last jokes

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.

Battery 1%.

I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.

I still remember my grandpa's last words.

"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.

You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.

She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."

Why did Oliver have no friends?

His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.

What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.

I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"

Because it doesn't matter your age.

Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?

A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.

MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢

NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝

MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔

LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿

POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅

"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬

"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.

It's still printing.