Last jokes

Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”

Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.

8008135 is my favorite number.

The worst ratio is 6:9.

And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

Me: Cobain!

Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.

Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!

It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.

This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

Why are people in Japan so thin?

Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!