Last Jokes

I will never forgot my grandfather‘s last words:

Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!

i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill

My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!

It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

why does japan not allow little boys run. buz the last time a little boy came japan lost a state

Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were. Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder

My last relationship ended because my ex girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset, to be honest I didn't like her anyway, she kept telling me I never listen, or something like that

Grandpa's last words,why do you have a chain saw

A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.

My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.

What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.

Whats the last thing that went through curt cobains mind? His teeth

if my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship i would never be able to play my phone

I remember my uncles last words: "I don't think were going shooting today."

I remember my dad's last words "I met your father."