Remembering

Anonymous

i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

Bank

dirty

i will all ways remember my granpas last words after robing a bank O SHIT THE PIGS ARE CACHING UP but the cops did not kill him he drove full speed of a cliff

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Titanic

Anonymous

Captain of the Titanic: ‘where’s all that fucking water coming from?’.

Puns

Anonymous

What was Brian Cant’s last words before he died?

“I used to do it, but now I cant!”

Windows

Anonymous

What were Stephen Hawking last words?

Windows turning off

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Wait

Anonymous

I will always rember my dads last words…

oh wait i’ve never them.

Grandma

Anonymous

i remeber my grandma last words what are you doing with that axe

Word

Noah Till

What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…

Wait

FAZE_MARTY

I will always rember my dads last words… Oh wait i’ve never heard them

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Sound

Anonymous

What were Stephen hawkings last words the Microsoft shut down sound

Twin Towers

Morbid Shiz

Famous last words. Twin towers: “is it a bird, is it superman, AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ”

Grandpa

Anonymous

I still to this day remember my grandpa’s last words.

“IM ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS,!”

Duck

Anonymous

duck!! where??

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Word

Anonymous

What were Stephen hocking’s last words?? Error, error, error System shutting down

Log

Anonymous

what were stephen hawkings last words

the windows XP log out sound

Name

Dead Pear 69

I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girls vagina. Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein and they got married and had children who were all named minion. Eventually the rest of his family died and pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were “I have finally ‘peared’ the consequences of all my actions.”