Last Word Jokes

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

̈HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZ- ̈

My grandma just died from cancer

My last words to her were “I like your cut g”

What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101

i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.

i will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.

What were the balloon's last words to his Father? Watch me, Pop!

I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

What were stephen hawkings last words ......

i will all ways remember my granpas last words after robing a bank O SHIT THE PIGS ARE CACHING UP but the cops did not kill him he drove full speed of a cliff

i remeber my grandma last words what are you doing with that axe

What is a bus 🚌

i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

What was Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

i remember my sons last words: i stubbed my toe