Last Word jokes

What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?

"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"

I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

What were Steven Hawking’s last words?

ERROR 101.

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”

What were the balloon's last words to his Father?

"Watch me, Pop!"

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

You can't YEE your last HAW!

But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”

I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

......

I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

What is a bus 🚌?

I remember my grandma's last words:

"What are you doing with that axe?"