Last Word jokes

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"

1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?

- A bus full of children.

2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

- He died of a yeast infection.

3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...

- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”

4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...

- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...

- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Error, error, error.

System shutting down.

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe.

I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

"Windows shut down sound."

My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.

What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?

"Pop Goes the Weasel."

What is a bus 🚌?

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

......

My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."

I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.

Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!

Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.

Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.

The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.

Doctor: I will... dad...

Tq for reading my crappy joke.

Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."

What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?

"I CAN'T BREATHE!"

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

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