What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Last Word Jokes
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
What is a bus 🚌?
