Last Word

Last Word jokes

Grandma

What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?

"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"

Auntie

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Grandma

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”

Tower

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Man

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

Word

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”

Chainsaw

I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"

Father

I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Word

Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

Grandpa

I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.

Ladder

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

Toaster

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

Axe

I remember my grandma's last words:

"What are you doing with that axe?"