Last Word Jokes

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...

His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"

No witnesses.

I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"

Famous last words:

"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."

My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"

I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”

I fear my last words will be "hold my beer and watch this."

I’ll never forget my father’s last words...

Oh fuck, it’s a bus!

I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

What were Steven Hawking's last words?

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The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."

My girlfriend's last words:

"I can’t wait to become a mom!"

I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.

“Are you still holding the ladder?”