Last Word

Last Word Jokes

grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder


I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words, they wanted to hear them. They are: you still holding the ladder

My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . "You little bastard!"