Last Word jokes

Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

I will always remember my dad's last words....

"15 dollars and I'll jump."

My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"

No witnesses.

I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"

Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"

I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

I don't think I'm allergic to this.

I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"

I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

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Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Duck!!

Where??

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"