My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Last Word Jokes
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"
I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”
I fear my last words will be "hold my beer and watch this."
I’ll never forget my father’s last words...
Oh fuck, it’s a bus!
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
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The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."
My girlfriend's last words:
"I can’t wait to become a mom!"
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
