Last Word Jokes

Skye Shepherd

What where Stephens last words “battery low”

Anonymous

My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

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Bigdaddy69

I will remember my biker buddies last words ¨Why did you cut in front of me¨.

Anonymous

I don,t think I’m allergic to this

Kis myass

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”

deadly humor
in Puns

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

Grandpa

I still remember my grandpas last words is that loaded

Ben lauwers
in Divorce

The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”

Anonymous

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

let go of my nose

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Anonymous

I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

X

I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

Anonymous
in Eating

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

BRADY

I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

Anonymous

Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw

Cassidee
in Roast

I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words, they wanted to hear them. They are: you still holding the ladder

Mr. Dark Joke

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”

Anonymous

What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

Anonymous

I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The fuck you doing whit that knife

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Anonymous

What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down

Cassidee E.
in Funeral

I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”