Last Word Jokes

What where Stephens last words “battery low”

My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

I will remember my biker buddies last words ¨Why did you cut in front of me¨.

I don,t think I’m allergic to this

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

I still remember my grandpas last words is that loaded

The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

let go of my nose

I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw

I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words, they wanted to hear them. They are: you still holding the ladder

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”

What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The fuck you doing whit that knife

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I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”