Last Word jokes

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...

His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"

What were Steven Hawking's last words?

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I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"

I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"

I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"

I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"

I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"

I fear my last words will be "hold my beer and watch this."

Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

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Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"

I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"