What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Last Word Jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"