Last Word Jokes

I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's The Shovel For?"

if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”

i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

You can't YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.

I will always remeber my dads last words.... "15 dollars and ill jump."

i will all ways remember my granpas last words after robing a bank O SHIT THE PIGS ARE CACHING UP but the cops did not kill him he drove full speed of a cliff

i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

What is a bus 🚌

I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the latter?"

i remember my sons last words: i stubbed my toe

My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words ... through the pillow.

i will remember my classmates last word: ahh my pens ink spilled on my computer

i will never forget my mother and fathers last words

WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down

I'll always remember my grandpa's last words

Are you getting the knife

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

Q:What was my son's last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.

I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"