Die

buzzernot

my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar

Uncle

BRADY

I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”

Dad

Drunk_Donkey21

I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.”

Die

ambertomcat6029

Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.

Dad

Anonymous

I will always rember my dads last words…

oh wait i’ve never them.

Bus

Anonymous

“What bus?”

Cut

Bigdaddy69

I will remember my biker buddies last words ¨Why did you cut in front of me¨.

Eating

Anonymous

Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!

Word

Anonymous

I don,t think I’m allergic to this

Die

ToxicSkydiver

Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”

Grandpa

Uncle Jokes

I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!

Dad

Anonymous

I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”

Word

Anonymous

What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

Word

Anonymous

What were Stephen Hawkings last words? Error

Shooting

Anonymous

I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”

Fat

Subject Frans Comedy

these are all of my terrible jokes

Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m joking of course" Dejamoo: the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor “I can’t feel my legs” the doctor said " I know, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS" I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle What do you call a fish with no eyes, a fsh Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says "dam" A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out of a "small medium at large" A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says "a beer please,and one for the road" Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent YO MAMA SO FAT THAT she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh A priest a rabbi and a cleric walk into a bar, the cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, how far do you think I can kick this bucket A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart Why didn’t Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico What’s green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels WERE A LIE. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck Why couldn’t the dinosaur break the wall, I don’t know. I’m asking you Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker, she has dementia There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It’s an owl it can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey

Ladder

Anonymous

I remember my grandads last words. “Are you still holding the ladder.”

Grandpa

Anonymous

I will never forget my grandpa’s last words:

Alahu-Akbar

Sister

ToxicW

I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.

Word

Anonymous

I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”

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