Last Word jokes

I will always remember my dad's last words....

"15 dollars and I'll jump."

I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

Q: What were my son's last words before he died?

A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."

I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"

My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.

I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.

"Are you getting the knife?"

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

"Windows 10 shutting down."

I never forget my grandpa's last words.

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."

The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."

What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."

Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."

I remember my uncle's last words:

"I don't think we're going shooting today."

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"