I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”

Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer

I will never forget my grandpa’s last words:

Alahu-Akbar

Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.

I still remember my granddads last words,

“Are you still holding the ladder?”

I remember my grandfathers last words:

Are you holding the ladder

Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

what where Stephen hawkings last words

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2jGy76v0Y

Stephen Hawking’s last words were, “Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down.”

these are all of my terrible jokes

Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m joking of course" Dejamoo: the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor “I can’t feel my legs” the doctor said " I know, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS" I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle What do you call a fish with no eyes, a fsh Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says "dam" A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out of a "small medium at large" A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says "a beer please,and one for the road" Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent YO MAMA SO FAT THAT she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh A priest a rabbi and a cleric walk into a bar, the cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, how far do you think I can kick this bucket A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart Why didn’t Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico What’s green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels WERE A LIE. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck Why couldn’t the dinosaur break the wall, I don’t know. I’m asking you Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker, she has dementia There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It’s an owl it can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey

I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "

I will always rember my dads last words…

oh wait i’ve never them.

i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.

I’ll never forget my grandpas last words to me…

“Are you still holding the ladder??”

Famous last words. Twin towers: “is it a bird, is it superman, AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ”

What was Brian Cant’s last words before he died?

“I used to do it, but now I cant!”

What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…

What were Stephen Hawking last words?

Windows turning off

I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”

i remeber my grandma last words what are you doing with that axe

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