Last Word jokes

I fear my last words will be "hold my beer and watch this."

I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."

The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."

I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"

A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."

I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"

What is a bus 🚌?

Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.

“Are you still holding the ladder?”

I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"

I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"

My girlfriend's last words:

"I can’t wait to become a mom!"

What were Steven Hawking’s last words?

ERROR 101.

What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?

"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"

What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?

"What does this button do...?"

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Error.

I still remember my grandpa's last words.

"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"

I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"