Last Word jokes
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?
"You feed the dog, I’ll feed the fish."
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
What is a bus 🚌?
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"