Last Word jokes
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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