Last Word jokes

What did the helicopter say?

Helicopter: "Kobe!"

I will always remember my dad's last words...

Oh wait, I never knew them.

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

My grandmother said goodnight...

She never said good morning.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

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I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)

I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.

"Are you getting the knife?"

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"

"Hold my beer, watch this."

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.

What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"

Duck!!

Where??

The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."

I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.