Last Word jokes

I will always remember my dad's last words...

Oh wait, I never knew them.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.

The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.

The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”

I never forget my grandpa's last words.

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.

Q: What were my son's last words before he died?

A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"

I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.

My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."

What were Princess Diana's last words?

Have you been Dri...?

Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"

I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"

1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?

- A bus full of children.

2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

- He died of a yeast infection.

3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...

- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”

4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...

- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...

- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."

I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.

"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"