Last Word jokes

I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

"Hold my beer, watch this."

I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"

What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?

"What does this button do...?"

A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."

What is a bus 🚌?

What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?

"Pop Goes the Weasel."

What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."

I never forget my grandpa's last words.

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

"Windows shut down sound."

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Error, error, error.

System shutting down.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"