Last Will Jokes

What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Whats the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

What does pink Floyd and princess Dianna have in common..., the wall has there last big hit

You can't YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.

The image shows a man with a German hat and a German flag painted on his cheek looking stressed. Next to him is Angela Merkel smiling. The text on the image reads, "When you're german and haven't had a beer in the last 5 minutes."

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale. Lucky for me I'm only 210

i will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?

I remember my grandfathers last words:

Are you holding the ladder

your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said i love you

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

I was crying at school because my grandpa died my friends asked what was his last words I told them his last words were are you still holding the ladder

There is no way you can fit in there.

Says who?

Your mom.

When?

Last night.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

there was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time) so i said i made a chemical reaction with his mom last night