Last will jokes

Vase

Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”

Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”

He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”

Auntie

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Alligator

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅

Memes

Last will memes

Hairline

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

Relationship

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!

Grandma

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”

Mankind

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

Victim

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Calorie

Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Android

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Time

That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!

Car

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

Hide-and-seek

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

Man

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

Friend

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.