Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Whats the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What does pink Floyd and princess Dianna have in common..., the wall has there last big hit
You can't YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale. Lucky for me I'm only 210
i will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
I remember my grandfathers last words:
Are you holding the ladder
your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said i love you
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died my friends asked what was his last words I told them his last words were are you still holding the ladder
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
there was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time) so i said i made a chemical reaction with his mom last night
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
