My dad died in the 9/11 I'll always remember his last words
Allah hu akbar
if u take off the first and last letter of demon there gonna turn emo
my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died he will let them in. The first one said I just finished a long day of work and I get home and right as I stepped in I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find anybody so I got a drink and went to the balcony and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands but he wouldn’t fall so I threw a Refrigerator at him and I fell with the Refrigerator. God busted out laughing and let him in. The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didn’t think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, so get this I’m a window washer on the 8th floor I’m washing the windows like normal and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die. God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. So get this I’m in a refrigerator...
i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed that i only had a crock pot😅
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you I thought to my self of the last time I was a baby
I ate taco bell last night i pooped out your hairline
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery but it still lasts longer than your relationships ooooooooooo
My grandma just died from cancer
My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem ui with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android
That's the last time we park the tardis outside the portaloos at Glastonbury
I really like those 'driverless cars'. I saw loads of them last week, in the car park.
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
Parent:Have you seen your sister? Son:No, the last time i seen her when we playing hide n seek.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk tp the nearest gas station a few miles back. One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
there was a man he took a right he took another right he took a last right why did he stop
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?
