When is the last time you picked up the phone?
there was a man he took a right he took another right he took a last right why did he stop
What were Stephen Hawking last words?
*Windows turning off*
I'll remember my last words...."SORRY IM NOT SORRY"
Friend Hey did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kanes is amazing! What did you do this weekend I did-
Me Dude are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have incommon their life dosn't last long
They say if viagra lasts more than four hours call the doctor ? I’m just wondering it’s been 6 hours and I’m still hard should I call the doctor or hop on another women
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?” Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?” He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
picture of her last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
why can't black people have nightmares? cause we shot the last one that had a dream
The last thing the victims were thinking was is there 9 or 11 stories
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards it was red.
My dad died in the 9/11 I'll always remember his last words
Allah hu akbar
I ate taco bell last night i pooped out your hairline
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed that i only had a crock pot😅
if u take off the first and last letter of demon there gonna turn emo
my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.
