My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.