As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...
"It was just a prank bro"
As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...
"It was just a prank bro"
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
My last best man's speech was like the marriage
Short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas. Because their dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month. I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* mod
yo momma is so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day The last entry was about 12 years old
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight
student: why does everyone hate me
another student: Because U got The A last night
Imagine if a disabled persons last name was runner or walker 😬😂