Last will jokes

Why did Oliver have no friends?

His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.

Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?

A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.

MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢

NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝

MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔

LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿

POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅

"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬

"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"

No witnesses.

Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.

It's still printing.

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?

- A bus full of children.

2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

- He died of a yeast infection.

3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...

- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”

4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...

- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...

- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.

I'll never forget my grampa's last words, "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?

His arse.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.