Last will jokes

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.

Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.

I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"

Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.

I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"

Because it doesn't matter your age.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.

I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.

She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."

Why did Oliver have no friends?

His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.

Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?

A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.

MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢

NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝

MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔

LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿

POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅

"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬

"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"

No witnesses.

Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.

It's still printing.

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?