Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
I'll never forget my grampa's last words, "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.