Last will jokes

Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.

I still remember my grandpa's last words.

"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.

I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.

Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.

I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.

You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.

She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."

Why did Oliver have no friends?

His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"

Because it doesn't matter your age.

I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.

Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?

A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.

MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢

NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝

MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔

LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿

POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅

"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬

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I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

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Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.

Guy: Robin

Bank owner: Your last name?

Guy: Debank

Bank owner: Robin Debank?

Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!