Last will jokes

Emo

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

Pole

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

Life

Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.

Memes

Word

I still remember my grandpa's last words.

"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"

Orphan

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

Word

I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.

Money

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

Sex

I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.

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  • Jumper

    What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

    Their ankles.

    Comment

    You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

    Food

    I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

    Butcher

    I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.

    She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."