Last Will Jokes

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

Last but not least, we play Twister.

You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.

She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."