What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers heads?
Their ankles.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
