Last will jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.

He swears by it, but he’s in denial.

I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.

The last entry was about 12 years old.

Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

The last thing I said to my dog was,

"Play dead."

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"

"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"

Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.

Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?

Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

What did the orphan say to his dad last?

Please get non-fat milk!