Last will jokes

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

Mum finds out child cheats in math test.

Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."

Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

The last thing I said to my dog was,

"Play dead."

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.

Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?

Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.

A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"

"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"

What did the orphan say to his dad last?

Please get non-fat milk!

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."