Last will jokes

Riddles not jokes.

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

What has bark but no bite?

There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?

What has holes but can carry water?

What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?

What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?

What can you catch but not throw?

And last one:

What can rule, but not command?

Tell me the answers in the comments.

Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/

One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.

My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.

I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.

*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."

Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

The last thing I said to my dog was,

"Play dead."

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.

He swears by it, but he’s in denial.

I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.

The last entry was about 12 years old.