My wife's dyslexic, but hey, bonody's prefect
what do u call a mosquito in your language we dont call them the they just come and bight
i asked a chinese girl for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex! free sex tonight" i said, "wow!" then her friend said, "she means 666-3629
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with north korea
What did the American say to the russian?? Why u always russian
If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B"?
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
What do French ducks say? Quoi quoi.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
I was talking to my welsh friend the other day and he suddenly started talking welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? -- A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
English is weird. -- It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
