Language jokes
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Flat.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
Chinmey?
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.