I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
I called the suided hotline in Afghanistan and they got excited and ask if I could drive a b50two
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
French jab is ban French's backwards.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Does this sentence make any sense?
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
