Language jokes
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.