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Who is Joe?

You reply back: Who is Candice?

They reply back: Who is Candice?

You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."

I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.

What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.

What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.