Glip gloop glap.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Hana?
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
Eschew obfuscation.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Innit.
