Language jokes
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "Iām sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.