It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Why did Helen Keller fail school she was bad at language
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Russians be like bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
