Know jokes
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Memes
When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?