Know jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Memes
intelgent
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.