Know jokes
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.