Know jokes

How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?

The wheelchair floats to the top.

Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)

Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.

How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?

she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.

This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."

One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.

Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."

My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."

1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?

2nd Person: Yeah, sure!

1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!

A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"

The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.

You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.

I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?

You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?

Cross-country.

I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?

Kurt Cobain's microphone.

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?

It was the bomb.

Question: Do you know who Candis is?

Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don't know where home is.