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You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.