why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Knock knock who’s there it’s me I can’t get in because Stephen hawking is blocking the door
“My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say ‘Knock knock,’ we’d say ‘Who’s there?.’ Then she’d say ‘I can’t remember’… and start to cry.”
“Knock Knock!” “Who’s there?” “It’s Dave!”
“Dave who?”
Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie
Knock knock ? Who’s there? Willis. Willis who? Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!!?!!
Why can’t sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, “who’s there?”, not sally
new Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Knock knock, who’s their? Europe, Europe who? No i’m not
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you ♥️.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Susie…
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn’t have any arms
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Not Sally
Knock knock… Who’s there… not stephen hawking
Knock Knock Who’s there? Crippling depression Crippling depression who? Me
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
knock knock
whos there
crippling Depression
crippling Depression wh–
ME
“Knock Knock…” “Who’s There?” “Kenya” “Kenya who?” “KENYA OPEN THE DO ITS FREEZING OUT HERE!!!”
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To visit the ugly witches house Knock Knock… Who’s there? The CHICKEN
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