Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
