Knock-Knock Jokes

why did the serial killer cross the rode, to get to the victims house

knock knock who's there, the serial killer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who's there?) Not Sally...

Why did annie fall from the swing

Because she had no hands

Knock knock “Who’s there” Not annie

i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog

knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.

Knock Knock Who's There? Tank Tank who? You'er Welcome.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Discord.

Discord who?

I need discord to plug in the phone.

Me: knock, knock,

Other person: who’s there?

Me: Atch

Other person: Atch who

Me: Bless you

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W. H. O.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

Joker: Knock knock... Batman: Who's there? Joker: Not your parents!

Knock knock? *who's there?* Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus