Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Apaches. Apaches who? Apaches on your eye.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The dwarf who couldn’t reach the doorbell.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Knock knock.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?