Knock knock

Knock-knock jokes

Daddy

Knock, knock!

"Is that daddy?"

No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!

Boy

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.

Poo

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ididap.

Ididap who?

That's the joke, you did a poo!

Dad

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your dad.

But my dad's dead.

I know, just reminding you!

Swing

Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?

She had no arms.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not Susie.

Mom

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your mom.

Your mom who?

O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!

Pedophile

Why did the child cross the road?

To get to the church.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.

  • 2
  • Suzy

    Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.

    Mom

    "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"

    Life

    Friend: Knock knock.

    Me: Who's there?

    Friend: Your life.

    Me: Ahhh, I wish!

    *jumps off building*

    Ice Cream

    My bf: Knock knock.

    Me: Who's there?

    My bf: Ice cream.

    Me: Ice cream who?

    My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!