Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Knock knock.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
