Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Knock knock. Who's there? Abajo. Abajo who? I have abajo of water with me.