Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Knock knock
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the bitch house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
