Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Knock knock...... Who's there... not stephen hawking
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Knock Knock Whos there? Youre adopted
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
KNOCK KNOCK
Orphan:whos threre?
NOT YOUR PARENTS!!!
[1]: Knock knock
[2]: Who's there?
[1]: Interrupting Cow
[2]: Interrupting Co- ( [1]: MOO!
Knock knock whos there kid kid who kidnap you
Knock knock
Who’s there
UR MUM
knock knock whos there inturrupting cow inturrupting MOO!
knock knock whos there ken ken who ken you walk the dog for me?
knock knock whos there discord server discord server who this server is dead bye bitchs I got better thing to do than wattch you sit here and type like a sloth
Knock knock Who’s there? Gary Gary who? Gary a torch
