Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con… OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Knock knock.