Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.