“Knock Knock…” “Who’s There?” “Kenya” “Kenya who?” “KENYA OPEN THE DO ITS FREEZING OUT HERE!!!”
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To visit the ugly witches house Knock Knock… Who’s there? The CHICKEN
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not your parents.
Lion again aren’t you?
No silly cows go moo
Knock Knock Who’s there? Susan Susan Who? Season Your chicken it’s too plain!
Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who’s There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
knock knock whos there not stephen hawking
Knock knock! Who’s there? Deja Deja who? Knock knock
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Cakatoo” “Cakatoo who?” “So you’re a Rooster now?”
Knock knock Who’s there? Depression Depression who? Depression you!
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, “Knock Knock!” “Who’s there!” Not Suzy.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock Knock…whos there…Not Sally
Why did annie fall from the swing
Because she had no hands
Knock knock “Who’s there” Not annie
A murderer w-
is cut off by being murdered
: Knock knock
: Who’s there?
: Interrupting Cow
: Interrupting Co- ( : MOO!
“i thought you’d never forget…”
Why did the chicken cross the road.
to get to the retards house.
knock knock whos there
why did sally fall off the swing? cause she had no arms knock knock? who’s there, not sally