Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion đŚ.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
You: âKnock knock.â Person: âWhoâs there?â You: âLeaf.â Person: âLeaf who?â You: âLeaf this house!â
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldnât she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Whoâs there?" "Not Susie, sheâs still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldnât Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
