Knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.