Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock (Who's there) Not Sally

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lion 🦁.

Lion who?

Lion again aren’t you?

Knock knock, who’s there? Queen, Queen who? You don’t know the queen you’re crazy

You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”

*Apple bottom jeans plays”

i tried to tell a orphan a knock knock joke but sadly there was no door to nock on

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...

Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes? Because there is never anyone at the door.

Knock Knock Who's there? Crippling depression Crippling depression who? Me

Knock knock Who's there? Di Di who? See, easily forgotten.

I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there!" Not Suzy.

Knock knock Who’s there? Depression Depression who? Depression you!

Knock knock! Who's there? Heaven. Heaven who? Heaven fun over there?

today I told my Sis knock knock and she said who’s there and I said I Eat eat my mop and she said I eat mop poo instead of who

Knock Knock Who's there? Susan Susan Who? Season Your chicken it's too plain!

Me : Knock Knock Orphan : Who's there ? Me : Not your family

Knock Knock Who’s There Suicide Suicide Who Suicide YOU