Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?