Kitchen Appliance jokes
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
send me pics of rare/exotic toasters for no particular reason in question
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!