Kitchen Appliance jokes
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
the side chick (4 slots is more fun than one)
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.