What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.š
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I donāt microwave forks.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Microwave.
