Kitchen Appliance jokes
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”