Kitchen Appliance jokes
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Memes
the side chick (4 slots is more fun than one)
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
Microwave.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"