Kitchen Appliance jokes
Microwave.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
send me pics of rare/exotic toasters for no particular reason in question
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.