Kitchen Appliance jokes
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
the side chick (4 slots is more fun than one)
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Microwave.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"