Kitchen Appliance jokes
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
the side chick (4 slots is more fun than one)
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Microwave.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"