Kitchen Appliance jokes

What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?

A frog in a blender.

+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.

+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.

I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.

Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A. His mom threw an oven at him.

How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.

What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?

A toaster.

What did the rapper say to his microwave?

"Yo, heat it up, fam!"

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"

The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"

How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.

Goats are like mushrooms.

If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.

What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?

I don’t microwave forks.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

What is red and white and goes 200 mph?

A baby in a blender.

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

A frog in a blender.