What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"