Nana When Zane Kisses Her In Her Mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream]
A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said "sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE" then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.
want a kiss daddy wand a blow job
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Why did the dog want a kiss cause he can see his knees
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little? Me: My sister SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
I told my dad that I’m gay he replied ‘’no your retarded”,then he went off to kiss a baby
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day ......................................................................................... If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak
Why do catholic Irishman in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saints Patrick's Day
I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you fuck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR FUCKED NOW
Why do orphans love blowjobs because they actually get kissed
Timmy: stupid motherfucker Jimmy: wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth Timmy: starts crying Jimmy: ah fuck I did it again
How to make the kissing in a tree in recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g tree sitting wedding love then comes love then comes baby in the carriege. then hate comes diviorse and perrse. FEW!!!!!!!!!
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but If I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared. After a little while they asked me if I mind isaid no I don’t mind
You like kissing Boys dont you?
yo mama so nasty she gave yo daddy head then gave you a kiss good night
