Q: What happens when emo's make out?
A: They don't they just hang out
Funny things or weird things to say to someone. Hey...have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone. Its hard to find friends that 91% Funny 100%Nice and 100,0000 % good-looking. Funny! Weird name to call a girl: Sweetums. Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins. Lumpy. Nilly. Ninty Minty. and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross thats why I am not getting a bf!
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss
Bro i saw two dudes kissing LOL but not regular kissing
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
Girls Dreams - OMG my crush kissed me Boys dreams - I just got a dub bro
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GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little? Me: My sister SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
You know the song I saw mommy and Santa kissing apparently santas the mailman
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies "just as don't get in the habit"
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You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Why did the dog want a kiss cause he can see his knees
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What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole
Nana When Zane Kisses Her In Her Mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream]
Why do woman have two sets of LIPS? I kiss both
