Kiss Jokes

why was the people's wedding so miserable... cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky they agreed to never try to have another wedding

How to make the kissing in a tree in recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g tree sitting wedding love then comes love then comes baby in the carriege. then hate comes diviorse and perrse. FEW!!!!!!!!!

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared. After a little while they asked me if I mind isaid no I don’t mind

Peter: Curses Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth Peter: *Crying* Jacob: Why are you crying Jacob: Whatever * Leaves orphanage*

You like kissing Boys dont you?

one day i caught my sister talking to my girlfriend and she said "you never told me your Lesbian" and i said "no,not at all" my girlfriend ask "why did you not tell her" and i said " because every time i bring a girl home i hear to much noise in her room and i never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash" and she said "yeah,the trash is her junk"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill, Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill to build this still will take so long, Jill said to Jack well F---k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill.

Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow do you kiss your mom with that mouth? Peter: Jokes on you I don't have a mom. Tony: * having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter we talked about this!!!

plz look up rainbow kiss- Bill Cosby

Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. so when i was little, i met this girl. her name was Leah. we were besties for a while until i turned 13. then i asked if she wanted to date me. she said yes! but one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. i was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

When the moon hits the earth,

IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan