Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel. "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions. You must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate, and you must never hold on to any beef." The Angel then disappeared.
The man did as was told and became generous and kind. As he emerged from the betting office with all his money, he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person each and every time.
He, however, couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what.
When he died, the Angel came back for him.
"But I'm undeserving; I can't come with you," he said.
"Yes, you can," replied the Angel, "you gave all your stake (steak) away."
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread? Self-raising
what kind of flower do orphans use? self raising
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! ππ π‘π¦π¦π¦π¦ππ¦
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I donβt discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, Iβm a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka πππ₯΅π₯Ίπ₯°
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. (β β βΉβ β½β βΉβ β )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (β ββ β’β α΄β β’β ββ )
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ΰ² β β‘β ΰ²
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music
