a dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday and he replied... hows about a urinal cake?!!
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says “buy me a drink”. She’s replies angrily “ get ur own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink.” Trump responds “the kind that will grab you by the p***y”.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree
Hey...you kind of a SUSSY BAKA 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread? Self-raising
what kind of poops do take? a spooky dookie.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar. The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu and in the 9/11 something very dangerous flu.
What kind of dress does a roblox floppa house have? "ADDRESS! "
What kind of pizza the orphan can’t order? -Familiar pizza
What kind of tree can you High-Five? A Palm tree.
What kind of fish do people eat? DEEP fried fish
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall
Q.What kind of school does an ice cream man go to? A.Sunday school! Psst!Don't understand?Well,"Sunday"sounds like "Sundae".Get it now?Nope?Sorry.Plus,it's a ice cream homophone joke.
What is the richest kind of air? A millionaire
