Kind jokes
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.