Kind Jokes

what kind of streets do ghosts haunt? - Dead ends

what kind of shit does a ghost take everytime? a spooky dookie

Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

what's a wood peckers favourite kind of jokes.

knock knock ones

What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency? Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing I always seem to get shot

Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"

What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.

What kind of cake can a orphan not have? Homade

NINA YOU BETTER RUN TO HELL YOUR GOING THERE ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DONT BE MEAN TO ALEX!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS SWEET KIND LOVING AND PROTECTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

Me and my brother talking about relationships Me: We live kind of differently Brother: We're sort of alike Me: We're not alike Brother because he's taken: cause you don't have boyfriend! My thoughts: You're right. Cause I have a girlfriend!

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers

Hey What do you want we broke up like 5 days ago leave me alone Ok first wanna do some things What kind of things Illegal things Like what Knock you of and hide your body 🤡🤡🗡

A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"