Kind jokes
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!