Kind jokes
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What kind of fruit can fix your toilet?
A plum-mer.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.