One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
Kind Jokes
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
