One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
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Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
what kind of shit does a ghost take everytime? a spooky dookie
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
what kind of streets do ghosts haunt? - Dead ends
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what's a wood peckers favourite kind of jokes.
knock knock ones
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F- juan fifty
his hairline so ugly that martin luther kind had a dream about it
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
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Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing I always seem to get shot
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out? Fat people jokes.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive? A volts-wagon
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What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim-denim-denim!
What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
