What kind of fish knows math? An anglerfish LOL
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for your self. Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for your self be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for your self and others if they need it. Best-Gwen
What kind of jeans do you were to church? - Holy jeans
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An Donald Trumpet!
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of sick fuck does that?
So a Irish man is walking his poodle and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints. So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says sorry you can’t go in. The Irish man says why can’t I go in? Well you have a dog sir and that sign over there says no dogs aloud your going to have to leave him outside. Well the Irish man thinks quick and says. I’m blind it’s a seeing eye dog. The owner says that’s ridiculous a seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that. The Irish man says well what kind of dog did they give me??😂
What kind of Videos Orphans cant watch?Family friendly Content.
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music
3 rednecks Billy,Joe and John talk about they hobbies, they agree shooting. John says i like shooting animals. Joe says I like shooting birds. Billy says I like shooting cans. Joe and John ask "what kind of can like bear cans, pepsi cans or cola cans". Billy respond Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans and Asian Americans.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order.Nothing it was just plane.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty compition they said no because they didn't want professionals
(Just a joke she's probably kind)
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F- juan fifty
his hairline so ugly that martin luther kind had a dream about it
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
what kind of streets do ghosts haunt? - Dead ends
