I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Yo mama so old I bet she was born when Dinosaurs was made and also she killed them with they breath😭😭
What do you call a dead baby? spawn killed
i heard guns kill people, so i gave up my right to own one.
Then i heard dicks rape people, so i chopped it off.
How do you think Julie Ceasar killed his enemies... With a pair of Ceasars 😂😂👌
why did hitler kill himself .he new the war was over at the beging
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do ?????????? He killed everyone on this f#cking website
What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.
why did Hitler kill people because it was funny🥵
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so see can bleed more
You have five seconds to kill me 1.. 2... 3... 4- thank you i can rest now- WAIT HOW AM I TALKING??????????????????????
just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle. Maybe thats why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches
Man 1: why don’t we just put all the dept in the world on one man then kill him? Man 2: we tried that once it started a cult
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE🤬😡
Worst jokes ever? more like a killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty red lobster not the one near thr freeway and hid the body in a creek
chris benoit is like an depressed orphan because he killed his family
A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?’ ''Yes madam...My daddy told me a story about my Mom " “OK, let’s hear” said the teacher.
“My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit”. “She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife”. “She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”
Pin drop silence in the class !!
''Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher “What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ?”
“Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk```...!!!”
