I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry. Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12 piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
A person told an orphan to not move otherwise they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do? It danced it's a$$ off
"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Yo mama so old I bet she was born when Dinosaurs was made and also she killed them with they breath😭😭
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
i heard guns kill people, so i gave up my right to own one.
Then i heard dicks rape people, so i chopped it off.
How do you think Julie Ceasar killed his enemies... With a pair of Ceasars 😂😂👌
why did hitler kill himself .he new the war was over at the beging
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do ?????????? He killed everyone on this f#cking website
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
why did Hitler kill people because it was funny🥵
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so see can bleed more
You have five seconds to kill me 1.. 2... 3... 4- thank you i can rest now- WAIT HOW AM I TALKING??????????????????????
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE🤬😡
