Kill

Kill Jokes

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

A person told an orphan to not move otherwise they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do? It danced it's a$$ off

"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"

If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.

I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.

Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.

What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?

He killed everyone on this f#cking website.

Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?

Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!

Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?

Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.