Kids jokes
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"