Kids jokes
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Memes
Day 3
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
An autistic kid.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
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Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
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Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
My kid had an accident.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...