Kids jokes
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!