Kids jokes
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
An autistic kid.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
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Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
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Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
My kid had an accident.
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.