Kids Jokes

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag

One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping

The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her "Don't worry I used to work with kids."

A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid

Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)

Daniel commited suicide five years ago today......

“Oh daddy,” the kid said. “I love you so much!” “Hey,” the man responded. “Until we get the DNA test results, I’m just Harry to you!”

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

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I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day, he told me he was into rock music. Told me his favorite song was Down With The Syndrome. Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.