Kids jokes
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.