Kids jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)