Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling
A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it......we adopted you”.
What do you call a atistic kid with a glock.
Special forces Btw I’m 13
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer.... Finding Chemo
What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap
My nickname should be night light...because kids turn me on...
Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage
what happens when a emo kid try's to Hight five you??? you leave him hanging
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What does Mrs Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin kids.
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree but it left him hangin.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Kid: Mum how do you know someone is drunk? Mum: See the four birds over there Kid: huh, wait a minute. Mum: A drunk person would see eight. Kid: Mum but there is only two.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
a normal kid brings an MP3 to school
a rich kid brings an MP4 to school
quiet kid brings an MP5
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
