Kids Jokes

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.

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So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”

Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.

It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.