Kids jokes
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Can emo kids get happy meals?
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"