Kids jokes
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
I saw a Down syndrome kid waving at me today, but there's no way I'm swimming all the way over there to save him.
"Eugheugh," said the boy.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.