Kids jokes
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!