Kids jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favourite vegetable?
A: The special ed. kid down the street.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
My wife left me and took the kids.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.