Kids jokes
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.